Three Billy Goat's Scruff

Funny. In the version of Three Billy Goats Gruff that I learned as a child, the troll was "the Queer Old Troll" who said, "I'm coming and [sic] eat you UP!" Even at age five or six I detected something illicit about the story, because it sounded as if it were particularly dark and evil. Somehow I "knew" it was a metaphor for sex—this devouring—long before I knew about metaphors or sex. And I LIKED it! I can remember trying to entice fellow second graders to play it out on and under a little bridge at the edge of the schoolyard. Jake is the perfect innocent and Parker a damn good queer old troll, although he lacks the requisite repulsive face and features of a troll Eating, sucking, fucking are exactly what I'd do if I were a troll. Come to think of it, maybe I am a troll. Certainly queer and old enough to be!

Jake is such a horny little 🐐. He makes goat noises when he gets ready to cum.